- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

were at work systems r down

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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