- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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