why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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