- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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