Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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