- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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