- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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