- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Womens rights

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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