Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

I love alchohol!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A man buys a prius

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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