What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

penus

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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