Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

anti jokes are for fags

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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