- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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