Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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