I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Ben Corbishley

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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