- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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