- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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