- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Samraj.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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