Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Womens rights

A possesed goat: "moo"

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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