- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do u call a cripple Biv

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did? Yes

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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