- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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