- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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