- Anti Joke

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.