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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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