why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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