- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

This is funny.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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