- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

where is the world?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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