Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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