You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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