Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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