- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

DEATH.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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