- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

have safe sex

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Whats green? The color green.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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