- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

A car walks into a bar.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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