- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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