The dewey decimal system

What's two plus two? Window

I wrote a funny joke.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Your mom.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

your mom was so fat that she died.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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