A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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retard

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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The global news

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Justin with a hat.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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