- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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