- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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