What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Peas

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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