Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

I woke up today

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A gay man watches football.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Iif your reading this ur gay

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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