Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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