A midget walked under a bar.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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