- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

poopy is poopy

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

I am very humble.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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