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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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