What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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