DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Feminism

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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