- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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