Horse with a chair on his head.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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YOU

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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