Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

homosexuals are gay

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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