- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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