Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

im gay

hi

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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