Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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