- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

tommy is retared

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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