- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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purple pickles

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

KILL WHITEY

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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