How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why? Why Not?

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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