why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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