- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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