How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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._____________________. Whale!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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