- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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