What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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