- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

This isn't funny.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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