Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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The Holocaust

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Shea's sty....

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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