What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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were you expecting a joke

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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