A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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your mother

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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