- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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