Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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