- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

I am very humble.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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