Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Morning wood.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

i lyk 2 eet pup

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

whats black and strange a paki

eden stop

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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