Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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