how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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