My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Bitch

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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FUCK YOU

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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