Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

I'm Coming

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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